"Well, what did you think would happen after your 1,000 free hours of Internet time were up?"

"Didn't you get my e-mail?"

"What the chat room has brought together, let no man put asunder."

"Have you picked out a domain name yet?"

"Tell me again about your dot-com glory days. Y'know, back when you were my age."

"I think it would be a good idea if you took some time from your Web site to play with your father."

"Be aggressive. Roll over your allowance into an Internet fund."

"Either you've been on the internet, or we coincidentally just received 200 dog biscuits from poocheytreats.com."