"I forget. Are they turning a motorcycle into a lawn mower or a lawn mower into a motorcycle?"

"Not only have the drug companies merged -- apparently, so have their pills."

"The good news is we caught it early, so it's just annoyed cow disease."

"That's sweet. But I'd rather be a Bachelorette than a Desperate Housewife."

"Trust me, kid. Learn as many tricks as you can early on."

"Sorry ... got a frog in my throat."

"My allergies are killing me!"

"It's the latest in home entertainment systems!"

"Of course the groom has cold feet. Everyone here has cold feet."

"I don't care if it is for I.D. purposes. Mom is going to kill you when she finds out you got a tattoo."

"This terrifying tale is about escalating health care costs. Or is that toooo scary?"

"Look, Honey. I admitted I was wrong. I don't have to endure one of your lectures, too, do I?"

"Instead of going to summer camp this year, we just bought the DVD."

"I'd love to keep you in the game, son. But your little sister is hitting .750"

"It's good. And only 40 calories per serving! What I can't figure out is how they managed to fit 12 servings in this little cup."

"I need two Happy Meals. And one I'm-Not-Happy-About-This-At-All Meal."

"What's the big deal? Pre-happily-ever-after agreements
are very common these days."

"I suppose technically all our offices are branch offices."

"The turkey's a bit overdone. You have your choice of dark meat and very dark meat."