"Bob, I fetched the paper. Should I swing by to pick up a latte?"

"But on the plus side, I'm picking up HBO."

"Well, you can think whatever you want.
I prefer to think of our bowl as half full."

"Trust me, kid. Learn as many tricks as you can early on."

"I don't care if it is for I.D. purposes. Mom is going to kill you when she finds out you got a tattoo."

"We've got some peeves."

"Either you've been on the internet, or we coincidentally just received 200 dog biscuits from poocheytreats.com."