"So then, Mr. Hotchkiss was all, 'Shall we discuss the new budgetary guideline?' and Ms. Putney was all, 'Perhaps the latest marketing figures will be of interest,' and Mr. Meecham was all, 'I expect to have those figures later today,' and then ..."

"And please, don't let my generation's only contribution to culture be tongue-piercing."

"What? I thought I was wearing it backwards."

"Oh, wow! It's true. This stuff tastes so much better now that they have the new can.""